Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Pattycake Online Slips

host to the world ... Command back!

from the self-presentation:

street football world - a network of street football

On the beach at Rio, in the suburbs of Nairobi, on football fields in Berlin - Street soccer is everywhere. Who has no ball, playing with bundles or plastic cans. Million children, adolescents and young adults - including more and more girls - are street kicker. streetfootballworld brings them together: Together with the Foundation for Youth Football by Jürgen Klinsmann, we link street football projects around the globe. It's about the fun of football. And to the good on the ball to team spirit, global learning, non-violence. It's all about football as a medium for social development to football as a cultural mediator.

[...]
2006 World Cup - a feast for the street football

The World Cup is also a milestone for the Street Football: Parallel to the FIFA World Cup 2006 in Germany playing street soccer from around the world in Berlin for the title. streetfootballworld organized the first street football world festival. Teams from 24 projects of network members connect on a football field stadium in Berlin-Kreuzberg against each other on the football fields in the environment friendly matches will be played with the street kickers on the ground.
streetfootballworld.org


The street football World Cup will be supported from pots of the Federal Ministry for Family Affairs, Senior Citizens, Women and Youth and the Federal Ministry for Economic Cooperation and Development .

And that is thrown back a cute project that barefoot is busy with the image of the dirt from Nairobi for empty cans kicking Lauser, the reality

Because of reasonable doubts about the willingness to return the young players from Ghana and Nigeria had " no other legal means necessary "as the movement to refuse to Germany.
Tagesspiegel of 28.06.2006

Why Do Guys Like Their Nipples Rubbed

German perpetrators are not victims

In today's Jungle World, there is a fascinating and very enlightened interview with Martin Rooney , Wayne's uncle. Unfortunately it's in German and I'm too lazy and do not have enough time to translate it all. I will however translate some of my favourite bits. Bear in mind that this guy is a professor of Germanistics and philosophy, and has lived since 1973 in Bremen.

JW: Recently in Germany, people have been more interested in remembering the German victims of British bombers during World War II.

MR: ...I pointed out that the boomerang that Germany launched at the time came back to Germany with vehemence. The people primarily responsible for all the deaths during the air bombings were Hitler and his party. They started the war with the enthusiastic backing of the German populace - and continued it right up to their self-destruction.

JW: The British [Lancaster] flying bombs are regarded in the minds of the Germans as particularly malicious and criminal.

MR: I always ask people what the difference is between destroying a town from the air or from the ground? The English and Americans destroyed 162 German cities. Hitler's Wehrmacht razed over 18000 towns and cities in Soviet Union to the ground. This comparison has to be seen!

[To Note: In 2003, Martin Rooney was awarded the German Villa-Ichon Bremen Peace Prize for his work in highlighting the Genocide of the Armenians by the Turks. Later, he spole out criticising the German peace movement in the wake of the Iraq war, and his prize was taken off him.] This is what he said:

MR: I have never in my life seen as a one-sided peace demo as the one in Berlin at the outbreak of the Iraq war in 2003. No peace movement is as anti-American, anti-Israeli and pro-palestinian as the German peace movement.

In Germany, during the Iraq war, the government exploited anti-Americanism for its own ends. And where anti-Americanism rages, anti-semitism is not far behind.


Wayne Rooney, do it again!

Monday, June 26, 2006

Shiny Pokemon List Dp

Fawlty Towers: Do not Mention the War

Because I was just bored, I've been looking for this in the wake at youtube.com for "Fawlty Towers", the result I will not deny:

Friday, June 23, 2006

December 8th, 2004 Milena Velba Bowling

devil and the deep

is now official: This blog is a liberal patriotism candidates before keep to yield to his reflection. However
irritates me the criteria by which he moors his tentative decision for Germany.

Germany:
The male carrier sandals, good with strunzdummem expression.

Sweden:
A politically disgusting country, strangely enough, yet often with very nice people ...

If these considerations should play a role in the selection of teams to be supported, Statler has weighted it wrong. He is given the choice between two evils to the Deadline:
I think I try now just to be a good patriot. And I'm for Germany.
The Swedish policy towards Israel is certainly disgusting. In this area, the Federal Republic points.
The fans would be important in determining the location. After all, this is about football. Then the decision would have to fail in any case different.
The alternative would have been simply forgotten Jürgen Klinsmann as a support striker in the Tottenham Hotspurs to.
Support the team, not the regime!

Was this post is not anti-German enough? Relax! I am here merely the rate Liberal

Where Can We Find Dialga In Pokemon Deluge

Archimedes beats Hegel

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Annulus Tear And Bilateralburning Feet

Football Fans Are Stupid Flags

Loosely translated from a UK version comes this advice to motorists in Germany (was tip: The Dreaming Armadillo ):

advice from the ADAC to all motorists in Germany. June 9, 2006: Due to the nature

of the quality of driving in Germany, the ADAC has now devised a new scheme, in order to identify poor drivers and give good drivers the opportunity to Recognise them while driving. For this reason

as from the beginning of June 2006 those drivers who are found to be driving badly which includes:

- overtaking in dangerous places;

- hovering within one inch of the car in front;

- stopping sharply;

- speeding in residential areas;

- pulling out without indication;

- performing U turns inappropriately in busy high streets;

- under taking on motorways and

- taking up more than one lane in multi lane roads.

These drivers will be issued with flags, black, red and gold , signifying their inability to drive properly. These flags must be clipped to a door of the car and be visible to all other drivers and pedestrians. Those drivers who have shown particularly poor driving skills will have to display a flag on each side of the car to indicate their greater lack of skill and general lower intelligence mindset to the general public.

Monday, June 12, 2006

Up-close Tight Briefs

All Criminals? We

I spent the weekend in Prague for my mate's stag do, and travelled back last night. Something funny happened to me on the train.

We were controlled twice by the Czech, and then the German police. Same procedure as on the journey there: A cursory glance from the Czechs, very bureaucratic comprehensive check from the Germans, complete with electronic check of the passport number and details with the aid of a portable computer.

Then the German policeman conducted the following conversation with me:

Cop: Where were you?
JH: In Prague, stag do.
Cop: Where are you travelling?
JH: Berlin.
Cop: And why?
JH: Erm, cos I live there.
Cop: Can I have a look in your bag please? We have our instructions... [mumbling] to check for hooligan material
JH: Yeah, fire away, it's clear I'm a football fan [indicating 'Only TeBe' t-shirt] but I'm hardly a hooligan, look at me, i'm too weak and don't have that attitude anyway.
Cop: Yes but we have our instructions
JH: And I'm sure you've been told to especially check foreigners
Cop: No no, all male passengers in general.

[Then realised I was kosher, then started the suspicious smalltalk]

Cop: you speak good German, have you lived here before?
JH: Erm, I've lived in Berlin for 3 years.


This I couldn't confirm or deny. One look at me suffices to see I'm no hooligan. And with a blooming Tennis Borussia t-shirt on. We're not exactly known for our Category C fans... Now I suspect the fact I didn't show a German ID card made me more suspicious. But I was travelling on my own.

Football fans are all criminals? In Germany, potentially yes.

The World as Guests with Friends? Hmm...

Monday, June 5, 2006

Getting Grenadine Out Of Carpets Dried In

champion

Ekelcontent: Nix fürs weak mind.


When the German national team 1990 World won the Cup, stirred for an evening of national anarchy, of people were Germany and imperial war flag Wedler, for a few hours it took out in their family sedans wild honking one-way streets in the wrong direction might happen. Drunk, my buddy commented ham national euphoria loudly, " Germany, land of flowers! ," and it was threatened several times on his body well.


I do not know how come the World Cup 2006. When Player Mag but they seem to sense that already in the preliminary round Affliction threatening and lead to collective eruptions is also the tournament. The Miracle of Berlin receives a start page, meaning not the Cup victory against Hertha Berlin violet-Bubis (wmv). " Why do we believe in our team ," grumbled there is a line under it.


pretty picture series with the usual suspects illustrate the homepage: Maybritt Illner abuts front bleak perilous Reichstag, Anke Engelke can happen very easily dressed and Götz George stops in front of industrial ruins, which he promised in any case always. In such a way would like the German world champion.


We champion is, a text by Stefan crutches, 31, Reporter who speaks what brooded in the national back room as if to himself:


We should not allow ourselves to shreds anyone know the World Cup. No No one from the government, not some product testers. Not the usual action writer and defeatists. We do not even let the anticipation of the FIFA officials to destroy what is saying something.

Player, June 2006

You go over, if it does not fit you!

Saturday, June 3, 2006

To Make Toy With Dynamo

provocation potential and Undeu ... uh, anti-German: Do not mention the war

Via Zovietblog and German Joys



Two articles on the topic: The taz would like in a song that tells of how the Royal Air Force of England shoots ten German bombers, discovered German hostile have (just as if the Air Force, the world entered to make friends in the UK airspace and received rude words):



Torsun sensed the provocative potential of offering this Germany hostile songs, and got going . For the simple techno beats on the computer he needed only three hours. Backing chorus and actors proll of quality soccer fans are his buddies, also mostly anti-German that he had not even lure of beer, because they found the idea so super. After he was looking for locations not for long: The WG-hall and a park in Berlin-Kreuzberg presented to him. Which also used video sequences with Nazi bombers, the famous 5-1 defeat of Germany against England in 2001 and the Wembley goal, he found on the web after it had cleared a friendly football fan.
taz, 02.06.2006


As you may already looking forward to when the start taz, invent stories of peace flyer.

And the New York Times reported on the efforts of English Fußballoffizieller, deutschfeindliche Äußerungen zu unterbinden:

Britain's awkwardness on the subject was lampooned most famously in a television episode of "Fawlty Towers," when Basil Fawlty, the hotelier played by John Cleese, tries to attend to a group of German guests after suffering a concussion.

"Don't mention the war," he tells his staff, even as he descends into a xenophobic frenzy, repeating the Germans' lunch order of a prawn cocktail, pickled herring and four cold meat salads as "a prawn Goebbels, a Hermann Göring and four Colditz salads," and then high-kicking his way around the dining room, à la Hitler.

"So it's all forgotten and let's hear no more about it, "he says of Germany's wartime past. But somehow, he keeps bringing it up When the Germans ask him to stop, Basil says that they started it.

" We start did not it, ".

one says" Yes, you did, "he replies." You invaded Poland "
New York Times, 02/06/2006

nice way this sentence. The Germans themselves seem to have moved on.

Thursday, June 1, 2006

Taste Blood After Wisdom

Nice action ...

Any creative minds have copied the special pages of the city of Cologne for the FIFA World Cup ™ ™ ™ -2006 and the odd message "changed" their critique exterior to the FIFA World Cup ™ ™ ™ -2006.
to admire this site is under www.wm2006koeln.org






Herzstueck the page is bereithaelt this checklist for residents of the controlled zone (restricted area) , which codes for the residents of that area.





Here the reaction of the city of Cologne.






Yes, but, funny action ...